My name is Zack (AKA The Baron of Butter, The Prince of Pop, The King of the Kettle, The Sultan of Sweets, The Kernel Kid, AKA The Fastest Scoop In The West) and my wife Brooke and I own Lisa's Passion for Popcorn in Kaysville Utah. We love popcorn, we love our business, and if you've ever come in the store before you know most of all we love all of the corny jokes we get to make.
Popcorn Puns are our Flavor-ite!
You could say popcorn puns are butter left unsaid,
but I disagree! I'm gonna share a kernel of wisdom
with all of you. A-maize-ingly popcorn is the number
one snack in America! You pop-ably never realized that!
If you're like me you have to con-seed it, you always
eat a crop ton of it! In-snack-ed, you probably
don't ear anyone asking you to share, but corn on man...
You cob-ably ate your field.
Let me husk you a question: would you ever
as-salt anyone who popped over to your place
for movie night and forgot the popcorn? Shucks,
you should scorn them for that! You can't skip the
cornerstone of movie night! I might pop them
in the cornea for that corned of behavior! Butter
yet, they cob have brought some Lisa's Popcorn to
party. That way, everybody will have a grain time.
Puns are fun, but now their done!
So give us a rating if you thought they were funny,
But if you didn’t love it, don’t be a dummy.
Give us a new one to add to the list,
And we’ll update our story with a new twist!
Did you know Lisa’s Passion for Popcorn has been in business for over 30 years! We are a family owned business who make more than 20 flavors! Hit up one of the links if these sound good to you. The only question that remains, is what are you most excited to try? Is it White Chocolate? Caramel? Cheese? Or Something more adventurous like Sugar Cookie, Cinnamon, or Coconut Macadamia?
Thanks For Popping By!